A Tub Conversation

A scene during tub tonight:

Simon closes in on Lena, puckers tightly pucked and ready to lay one on her. Sadly his smoochy gesture is DENIED with a capitol  "D".

ME: Lena, why are you kind to baby Bijoux and baby Janie but not to Simon?

LENA: Because he doesn't smell good! ( as she puts her nose to his back and takes a big whiff)

LENA: YUCK!

Sorry pal, for what it's worth, I think you smell just handsome;)