We Have This Fake Cockroach

Lena brought him home from who knows where and we sharpied him black from his previous fluorescent green shell and we use him to play tricks on people.

Tonight's unsuspecting victim is Esq.

And when you're four, this kind of excitement is almost too much to bear.

He'll probably sleep there 3 nights before he even notices the little bugger.

Poor over worked over tired Esq.

But how seriously gross if he were the real deal?

Real gross.

But also real funny. Remember how Esq. feels about small things that scurry?

That's entertainment right there my friends.

And that's my life.