Screaming and Socks

Dear Sime,

You like to scream. That's obvious. You do not like getting your diaper changed. Also, obvious. Last night I was stuffing your bright green night-time diaper with extra cotton so you wouldn't pee all over your pajamas and surprise surprise you initiate scream mode. I told you to stuff a sock in it. Then, I stuffed a sock in your mouth. You laughed, then I laughed, then I proceeded to put your diaper on and you started screaming again.

Love,

Your Mother