We Have This Fake Cockroach

Lena brought him home from who knows where and we sharpied him black from his previous fluorescent green shell and we use him to play tricks on people.

Tonight's unsuspecting victim is Esq.

And when you're four, this kind of excitement is almost too much to bear.

He'll probably sleep there 3 nights before he even notices the little bugger.

Poor over worked over tired Esq.

But how seriously gross if he were the real deal?

Real gross.

But also real funny. Remember how Esq. feels about small things that scurry?

That's entertainment right there my friends.

And that's my life.

Because Photo Booth Is Awesome

an awesome waste of time.

Speaking of wasting time check out my shrunken head daughter:

Oh, it's back to normal, except now there are four and two of them look like me:

That's all.

You really should get back to something important and life enriching.

Sorry for wasting your time, it won't happen again.

Except it probably will.

In fact you can count on it.